moped

A Molester Pedophile

Shes only 15. Reed would do her, hes a moped.

by Tom Skeeter January 14, 2008

mopedarmy

that's almost as scary as a pale goth kid in a tutu

oh wait, that isn't scary at all

by faggggg June 14, 2003

mopedofile

User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.

Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!

by chans gos June 25, 2010

moped

gettin yo ass scraped

the suns got moped by the lakers 50-5

by get after it February 25, 2008

moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

moped

Similar to mo except more so. More of a sucky thing. More of a frustrating situation, etc.

You killed my mom? You're a moped!

Girl 1 : My mom just died.
Girl 2 : That's a moped.

by debbi domination November 5, 2008

mopedale

A man usually with a beard, likes to play video games all the time (mostly as a job), isn't very rich, and likes to play music.

Woah man your like a mopedale

by KeithHolmes12351 December 11, 2013