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march madness

The one time a year were you're HAPPY you don't have a girlfriend
Me: I so happy right now
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS
by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008
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Madness

1.) To be mad
2.) The ultimate Ska band of the 80's, consisting of Chas smash, Bedders, Barzo, Chrissy Boy, Thommo, Woody, and ofcourse Suggs
"I've been saving up my money for a very long time. I'm very glad I have enough for Madness' Christmas tour this December."
by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004
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Meal Swipe Madness

Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.
Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!
by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010
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Sack Madness

When one stretches their entire ball sack over a persons face. Sack Madness is also referred to as "The Mask of Sorrows" "The Masquerade" "A Louisville Fruit Roll Up" "The Stretch Sack-Strong" and "The PW Scallopini"
He sure knows how to treat a woman to some Sack Madness." or "We had sex last night and Sack Madness was most definitely on the menu.
by PGW April 13, 2011
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May Madness

During the month of May, a legendary contest is held among men across the globe. You must jerk off once on day 1, twice on day 2, three times on day 3 and so on up until May 31st. You try to make it as far as you can into the month without giving up.
Dude today is day 20 of May Madness and I feel like my dick is gonna fall off.
by maymadnessguy April 22, 2009
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IKEA madness

n.
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
by Theseus January 22, 2006
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march madness

An undocumented form of mental
illness, related vaguely to Mad Cow Disease, whose
symptoms include severe cramps in the wrist and index
figure of the hand that holds the TV remote, an beery
smelling foam around the lips, crumbs on the upper
body, and the repetitive muttering of the phrase, 'the
brackets'.
He didnt leave the house at all during march madness, watching basketball nonstop for 3 straight weeks, uttering only "the brackets" and "Dickie V"
by Lyndsey March 7, 2005
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