Matrixize

To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix

She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

the matrix

the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh

that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

Matrixed

When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.

One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.

-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!

or

-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!

by G0tch@! April 1, 2010

Matrix

(in sci-fi & the hypothetical Kardashev scale science theory)...

A simulated dimension powered by advanced technology, such as a super-computer. (Also known as a 'metaverse').

e.g: 'Many alien god theorists say that the gods were physical humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and moved into it where they became conscious divine holograms, but most mortals confused their matrix as a magical realm, because they didn't understand how its state of being was scientifically possible.'

(Notes: A matrix could be inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.

Please read my definition of a merged dimension and research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis November 29, 2022

matrix

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...

"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"

by Orion January 15, 2004

matrix

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.

Find the determinant of this matrix.

by moley November 7, 2003

digital matrix forums

Digital Matrix Forums

function - noun

1: DMF: An online forum based on the anime and manga series Digimon, created by Vitros in 1999. It's existance spanned until 2004 when it was shut down after many closings and "re-openings." The Digital Matrix Forum was place of vibrant community and lively debate and conversation until its latter days. DMF, as it was so often called, lived out its final days as small low-traffic forum home to but a few loyal members. Its place, along with that of Vitros's, is still one held in a fairly high regard among Digimon fans to this day.

"Digital Matrix Forums p3wns."

by It doesn't really matter... March 25, 2005