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Mistress of Honor

A person acting as the principal attendant of the bride during all phases of the wedding process while simultaneously being romantically involved with the bride and/or groom.
Theirs was a marriage of convenience. The groom was well aware that the bride and the mistress of honor were sleeping together while flavors of wedding cake were being discussed.
by guerrillafemme August 10, 2010
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misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.
by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006
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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Voogoins March 1, 2008
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MISTRESS

<ORIGIN> from the Old French maistresse, from maistre 'master'

Noun
1) - a woman in a position of authority or control.

<special usage> a woman who is skilled in a particular subject or activity. (possibly sexually)

2) - a woman having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married man.

<special usage> a woman loved and courted by a man

3) - a woman that is the dominating role in a dominate/submissive relationship or arrangement.
1) - She is always the mistress of the situation.

2) - Donna thought her husband had a secret mistress she didn't know about.

3) - My 'slave' knows that if he disappoints his mistress he will surely be punished.

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by N8mare13 October 11, 2012
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.
See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress
by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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