missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

missionary position by Richard Black September 18, 2007

Missionary Tuck 

When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.

Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.

Missionary Tuck by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

missionary position trip 

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

missionary position trip by YAWA May 4, 2021

Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.

“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”

Missionary Position by Morde666 January 5, 2018

Missionary Doll 

The type of doll that is so uptight that she must do it laying down...in missionary style. She especially gets upset when certain guys betray her beloved Save-A-Soul Mission by running a crap game in it. Again, she only likes missionary- never up the ass...she doesn't like crap.

Being so uptight, the only way Sarah's vagina could have the capacity to store a penis, was in missionary doll form.

Missionary Doll by Sargeant Sarah Brown February 11, 2006

Missionary Fags 

Person who constantly trys to convert everyone to Christianity.

Whitney Oster: You are going to hell if u dont accept god.
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up!

Missionary Fags by El Fredo April 11, 2004

Missionary Pat

A guy who is too scared to do back shots. Commonly found saying zoot and dude no way.

Damn Missionary Pat is being a bitch

Missionary Pat by TMontana January 30, 2021