Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.

That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

les miserables

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean

Les Miserables is usually a school book

by jimsonisgod September 09, 2005

cock miser

an individual who lovessss the cock and cant get enough cock,in some cases having several cocks at one time.

that girl lin lin is a total cock miser, she had a cock in each hole last nite.

by ass slut lover! December 07, 2003

wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not April 01, 2009

Miser-Dick

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.

Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

by xSmile for me my lovex January 28, 2015

demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.

"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"

by mccultydeath March 11, 2008

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022