micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car

Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?

by n1qq4s May 7, 2017

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee

by Bferrari260 August 15, 2016

minivan challenge

Where a man with no hand ( nub) shoves it up a woman's pussy as a challenge.

I just got nominated to the minivan challenge.

by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017

Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 25, 2023