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Mitching Out

Verb.

1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009
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titty munching

1) The artistic and elaborate act of nibbling and enjoying the luscious curvatures of a woman or several women.

2) The futuristic technique of making friends with your female partner's lady-humps.

3) Kind of like motorboating with less lateral speed, less tongue, and more nibbling.
Jeff: "Bro, last night Lauras titties were callin' me!"
Toby: "Aight, so what did you do?"
Jeff: "I fukin' munched those titties all night."
(Jeff was... Yes, titty munching)
by MunchMaster3000 April 24, 2010
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Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!
Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013
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minchling

Jack called hannah a minchling for eating his spaghetti .
Hannah did a little minchling with jack.
by minchling February 13, 2018
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muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
by egnaro May 23, 2005
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Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.
In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.
by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010
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