People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.
Oh, my balls hurt let me rest them on my midget.
by anth3m April 4, 2011
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Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.
OMG! She's midgeter than me!
by putinbiscuitproject October 23, 2013
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Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.
"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."
by exleyyyy June 5, 2020
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Something that causes your dick to go turtle.
Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!
by James Jarvis August 23, 2005
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A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.
Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!
by I💖building March 7, 2015
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