Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Mickey Rourke

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009

mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

by bluebear September 9, 2022

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

mickey mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

by Aspergis June 7, 2021

mickey avalon

Mickey Avalon, sometimes called "The Ave" is a former male prostitute/street hustler turned glam-rapper from hollywood, California.

the new mickey avalon cd is deck,i want to do the jane fonda with him

by mickey fresh March 14, 2007