methesphere

methesphere

1.The immediate area surrounding a fart eg; flatulence; gases expelled from the anus.

2. A confined envelope of gases including methane discharged from the human body. eg; Eliminatory canal.

Used in a sentence;

1. His mesosphere wafted undetected until the guests were engulfed and wretching wiithin his noxious, sulfurous cloud.

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1.. moving hurriedly to the bathroom, she sensed her mornings methesphere would be particularly foul and offensive having eaten so many eggs and asparagus the previous evening.

2. His methesphere wafted undetected until the guests were engulfed and retching within his noxious, sulfurous cloud.

by Ziggy zzygospore July 3, 2017

methstache

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009

methuselah

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old

Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!

by Super Guy February 20, 2004

Methuselah

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.

Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.

by DannoRly December 15, 2007

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

by eli7002001 August 13, 2005

Methist

A chemist who specializes in the clandestine synthesis of 1-phenyl-2-propanone, more commonly referred to as methamphetamine.

Friend: whatever happened to our class president?

Me: He got his Ph.D in organic chemistry, and then became a multi-millionaire methist for the southern cartel.

by Dahounian February 19, 2009

methsperation

Desperate activities borne by the abuse of meth. Most often exhibited by your meth cooking neighbors or just plain old crazy ass meth addicts. May include threatened mugging, kidnapping or stealing of pets and/or babies and offers of dirty sweaty meth-sex in exchange for cash. Made much more humorous due to how physically unimposing emaciated 20 year old meth addicts are, and also how they are often in a state of nudity or undress when these desperate activities occur.

Man those crazy skinny white bitches keep waking up on my porch, trying to mug me and steal my baby. Then they try to have sex with me. Must be some serious methsperation!

by Ashley Billman January 21, 2008