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menist

like feminism, for men. feminist/menist feminism/menism. usually used by men who think feminism has gone too far and think they have been deemed as less than women in society.
Ella: you bigot! you rapist! you disgust me you worthless pig! i don't need men, they're just holding me back! This is why we need feminism!
Josh: actually not all men are bigoted rapist pigs, I, myself, am a menist because I think feminism is giving men a bad rep

Ella: that's stupid! your verbally raping me! I want equal rights for women but not men!
by princesspeech October 9, 2018
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Meist

Someone who makes themself the central focus of their religion, regardless of what faith they claim to ascribe to. It is practiced by those who use religion in a self serving manner, changing the religion from its intended form to be about what they get out of it, who they can control with it, and what religion "fits them" as opposed to seeking truth, enlightenment, or what pleases their god. Subconsciously they take the god position and tailor the religion to fit them instead of changing their life to fit the religion. They do not truly worship the image or spirit of a god but their own self image or public image. Socially they present a religiously perfect image, while inside they often vastly different and continually self seeking, using the religious image to gain social status, influence, or have their egos stroked by being told how "good" they are. Most people who are Meists do not think they are Meists, but would quickly point out a few other people that they think are. Meists are the most offended at being called one, when in honesty most religious people have had to cope with some of these qualities, if not all, at one time or another in their faith.
The pharisees and sadducees that Jesus often reprimanded were Meists, as they claimed to be men of God, but used religion in a self serving manner.

A person who manipulates a holy text, through either omission or intentional forced interpretation, to excuse or condone self serving actions, would be considered a Meist.
by Lindsay Archer January 5, 2006
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Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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shite meister

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master
Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
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toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"
Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.
by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008
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Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.
by Solphin July 7, 2011
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Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.
Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!
by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019
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