Meron

The most sexy person who will run you over with her minivan and steal your identity.

I’m creaminggg there’s a meron!!

by Bigbiddy November 22, 2021

Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

by TShizzle June 22, 2013

merrons

A way to say melons, almost always referring to breasts. Derived from an Asian's accent.

Dude 1: Rook at that pair of merrons that femare has dare.

Dude 2: .... What?

by Sid Mufuggin Blair December 23, 2008

Merton Intermediate School

Where the best kids from Arrowhead Highschool come from. Upper-Middle class kids who think of themselves as above everyone. Teachers are wack asf here. Mr. Posick is po suck and hoards all of the schools 10 million dollar budget to live in an average house.

-Yo do you go to Merton Intermediate school?
~Yeah why

-Let me see your Louis Vuitton belt
~Ight bet

by Pancreas Cancer March 18, 2019

Menyonnaise

Men who like mayonnaise way to much.

Reminds them of sperm.

You can tell he’s a menyonnaise by the mayonnaise on his chin.

by Harley1977 June 22, 2022

D'Miryon

Someone who's talented, but not easy understood by those you are simple minded. He's unexplainably different but in an unique sense. This young man is also handsome and smart, loved by many girls but wouldn't date them because of his generous and loving ways.

D'Miryon is just so OMG. Handsome Different Cute

by The Anonymous Name Definer June 16, 2016

Sam Merson-ing

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too

Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing

by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020