AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

mershman

1) a slang term for a person who lives in a small apartment in an exclusive neighborhood

2) one who confounds others with his wardrobe

3) someone who enjoys the finer things in life like bad Chinese food and broken down Honda Civics

4) A lady's man

I think I'm going to pull a Mershman and buy that stripper a glass of wine

by Kevin Federline May 19, 2006

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

merch

"prove it!"

girl - "I can touch my nose with my tongue."
boy - "Oh yeah, merch!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

mersh

commercial marijuana, not of the highest quality, usually containing seeds and stems

is that nug or mersh?

by bell September 4, 2003

mershitties

Unreliable, low quality, overpriced automobiles made by German car company Mercedes Benz.

"You get what you pay for, but not for a mershitties!"

by kuruma123456789 October 18, 2008

meischew

nickname for a fat, orange cat...like meischew-pork

my meischew is still in the same spot from this morning

by Jackie K Bourgoin March 22, 2012