stuffed the envelope

when you put the dick AND balls BOTH in the pussy

"Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope"

by echz August 17, 2006

max the envelope

word used to encourage someone at a particular sport to try harder. the 'envelope' is their goal. its rather a peculiar slogan, but quite a funny thing to say to someone who you want to succeed.

(1) so jeff, hows it going with that girl you've been talking to??
(2) pretty good, i'm going to go over to her now.
(1) wait, jeff!
(2) yes??
(1) max the envelope!
(2) you bet i will player!

by lox the ox April 9, 2006

envelope

vagina, opening of the vagina

you need to clean your envelope pussy

by mastershake12 October 14, 2009

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004

the envelope

When a man nuts in a girls ass cheeks, then leaves it there and she falls asleep. in the morning her ass cheeks are sealed shut!

"i gave your mom the envelope last night, i heard her cry the next morning when she peeled her asscheeks apart"

by hellweg May 16, 2008

buffalo envelope

when you take your penis and face it down towards your balls and then grab your scrotum and try and stretch it over your penis until its covered.

can i show you my buffalo envelope?

by i have no idea wat name 2 have March 3, 2011

Envelope

To cream on a girl's panties, proceeding to have her put them on and become sealed to her

Ralph ended a great hook up by giving Nicolette an envelope to enjoy

by larzdaddy October 21, 2012