men's underwear 

-The only thing keeping women from touching, licking, sucking, etc. a man's amazing sexy dick.

-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.

Sally couldn't suck his dick cuz men's underwear was in the way

men's underwear by hotdude1 May 23, 2017

Jangjun Men's Health 

Definition of Breakfast, Brunch, Snack, Lunch, Dinner, Midnight Snack, and every other meal out there. Post even only one pic from that and everyone will lose it.

"Have you seen that Jangjun Men's Health issue? Jinjja omaigad how can I buy it when I'm not even a man?"

Jangjun Men's Health by oronaminjc November 2, 2020

Merkin Men's Club 

Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.

Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.

Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.

"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"

"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."

Merkin Men's Club by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009

The Handsome Men's Club 

An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"

Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.

To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.

The Handsome Men's Club by comefiesta! April 27, 2011

Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping 

A cynical trend where the topic of Men's Mental Health Month, an important issue aimed at promoting mental health awareness among men, is intentionally utilized to invalidate or undermine the importance of Pride Month. This is often done by comparing the two inappropriately, suggesting that one is more significant than the other, or expressing that more attention should be given to Men's Mental Health Month, typically without showing genuine concern for men's mental health.

Dave: "Hey, have you noticed it's Pride Month everywhere, but no one even talks about Men's Mental Health Month?"
Rose: "Sounds like a classic case of Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping. You don't need to diminish the importance of one to highlight the other, you know."

Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping by Crockercorp June 27, 2023

Men's Retreat 

An event used by closet homosexuals, typically members of an organized religion, as an excuse to escape from the women in their lives and their daily responsibilities, so as to be free to be themselves. Often involves sucking dicks raw.

Tim really sucked my dick raw on that last Men's Retreat.

Men's Retreat by xviivx October 5, 2016

Men's Room 

Completed the example partially show in Description #3.

The men's room in the Transbay Terminal is always full of poofters. You never find a liberal in there because they don't want to see any evidence that they are flat-out wrong.

However, you *will* find the entire RNC there.

Men's Room by Bunstuffer2 May 13, 2009