A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.
Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.
Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.
Girl: What a muff monger!
Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.
Girl: What a muff monger!
by trinitronitron July 18, 2009
Get the muff monger mug.Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.
"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"
"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"
"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"
by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012
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Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.
Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.
Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.
by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011
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them jake mungers down yonder
cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
them jake mungers down yonder
cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008
Get the jake munger mug.Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.
by Shaun April 24, 2004
Get the minger mug.This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.
1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.
2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.
3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.
2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.
3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.
by John and Kyle May 23, 2006
Get the Munger (plunger) mug.The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.
<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!
by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003
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