Shawn Mendes

Shawn mendes is a beautiful lad who is so freaking gorgeous and talented , he is so lovely and will steal your heart from the moment you lay eyes on him , hes so sweet , such a babe , he is such a good salsa dancer , MWAHH we all him

"Have you heard that singer Shawn mendes?"
"OMG YA HE HAS MY HEART AND NEEDS TO MEND IT BACK TOGETHER!!"
"LOL U CRINGE THING"

by hudsnzufsfe October 6, 2018

Menderbug

The purest form of bug and being, the happiest creatures alive who choose to gleefully fix signs as their occupation for life.

"But first, let's check on our pal Menderbug."

by Menderbug April 30, 2021

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Of Mice And Men'd

The act of mercy killing (literally or figuratively) a really close friend of yours because they don't pick up on social cues and can't be taken anywhere because you know they'll fuck something up. Typically used when someone is known for getting too inebriated.

Bro 1: Dude, Lenny was so drunk, i took him out back and Of Mice And Men'd him.
Bro 2: Hahaha so he's passed out back there?
Bro 1: No. I took a gun and shot him in the back of the head. There's blood everywhere.

by Johanna Ringo October 15, 2015

Mendo

The very fine varietal marijuana grown in Mendocino County, California.

"Man, smokin' that Mendo last night got me so high I almost had sex with a tree."

by CoyoteGrrl August 31, 2006

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

mendenhump

1.) What Rashard Mendenhall did to Ben Roethlesberger after winning the 2010 AFC Championship.

2.) Excessive celebration by way of dry humping.

Dude, did you see Rashard Mendenhump Ben Roethlesberger on national TV?

by noelkjbsdcfg January 24, 2011