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Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
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Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.
by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009
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melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky
Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.
by Verber April 9, 2018
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Melon

Being a retard
Luke you melon
by Beaztly July 8, 2020
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Melons

I got juicy melons
by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020
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Melon

oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop
Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door
by Skullcatcher November 15, 2005
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melon

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"
don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"
by dirty rob February 23, 2003
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Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.
Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!
by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017
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