Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
boobsnerdinsultdatelessegghead

Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009

melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber April 9, 2018

Melon

Being a retard

Luke you melon

by Beaztly July 8, 2020

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

Melon

oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

by Skullcatcher November 15, 2005

melon

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

by dirty rob February 23, 2003

Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017