cucumber melons
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look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
cucumber melons by marine21 May 14, 2003
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Spoiled melons
I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.
Spoiled melons by Ace trick January 12, 2012
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Ellen With The Melons
A common nickname given to people with the first name ellen who have large breasts.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.
Ellen With The Melons by PressurePRE October 30, 2012
Dusty Melons
Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Dusty Melons by crispy minge August 29, 2010
skin melons
Abnormally large natural female breasts.
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Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.
skin melons by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016
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