Megonkalo

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

by SkupSkup January 10, 2020

Meaconing

A deterrent used in air combat that prevents hobos with shotguns from hijacking their aircraft.

Did you see the meaconing setup that the new 737-MAX has!?

There’s no way a hobo with a shotgun will shot up the degenerates on this aircraft now!

by Fake Charlie Sheen February 2, 2021

megzon

Its father of god zeus and lucifer take notes from him

Satan : we are stuck lucifer do you have balls to call Megzi and ask him what to do
Lucifer: ok i knock you speak
Satan : okay

…
Satan: mr bllaca im afraid to disturb you but

Megzon: it ok my boy you can speak and then leave

but only if you are sure you not gonna make fool of yourself.

by Megzzi November 22, 2021

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

meglonosfruito

Meglonosfruito
(noun)

A hypothetical term used to describe a person (typically female) who embodies the traits of a giant, lazy, and unattractive dinosaur. This individual is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, bullying behavior, and a misguided belief in their popularity. Often nearing 30, with children in tow, the Meglonosfruito is notorious for being a megalomaniac with prejudicial tendencies and an overall antagonistic demeanor. Essentially, they are the proverbial “devil incarnate,” wreaking havoc wherever they go. Usually they appear gay with females because they are unwanted by men. The world comes to an end when interacting with.

“Don’t be such a Meglonosfruito, Karen—no one likes a prehistoric drama queen.”

by BromanderInChief89 December 28, 2024

The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024