megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

Megatron

Megatron

A lady who is better than a average 10/10

look at that bird over there she is a absolute megatron !!

by Optimus Prime transformer April 13, 2019

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Meganonomous

1) The worlds greatest person known to man-kind
2) The state in which nobody lives except for those who which to live a somewhat orgasmic life.

"I'm just going to visit Meganonomous" *drools*

by Megan Nielsen November 22, 2004

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

megalongschlong

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺

have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦

by mwiop June 24, 2021