Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008

Meaty chug

A big ol' turd that is worthy of the name meaty chug.

Hey dude i left a big ol' meaty chug in the toilet it was so big it absorbed all of the water in the toilet.

by Niggaballz November 6, 2007

meaty vag

A vagina with rather large clit lips.

She pulled aside her panties to expose her meaty vag.

by Greenguy March 29, 2008

meaty pussy

a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off inside of.

The size of the camel toe on her suggests a meaty pussy.

by SAQ Master June 11, 2006

big meaty

The cock sock

I ran out of lub so I use the big meaty

by IM NOT TEX May 4, 2018

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016