communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014

The Meaties

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.

Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.

by Burakarmiashu February 15, 2022

metrespect

Showing respect for a guy's metrosexual ordering tendencies, typically in a coffee shop.

"I was going to razz him about his double half-caf, no whip, nonfat, sugar-free vanilla latte, but decided to show some metrespect."

by JavaSven June 9, 2008

heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

meatress

1. A mattress made of meat. 2. A progressive metal band from Marietta, GA, USA that existed from 2002-2004.

For God's sake, don't lay down on that meatress unless you want dogs to attack you when you get up...

by InsolentEnlightenedApe January 11, 2010

Meaties

slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose

Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them

by Meaties Freak March 28, 2009

matress

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010