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KEVIN MCCALISTER

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When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
KEVIN MCCALISTER by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Kevin McAllister’d 

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Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned
Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d
Kevin McAllister’d by thatmadcat November 29, 2024
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Jenn McAllister 

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Her real name is Jenna Tolls, , She is a queen, rose toy fan and bi icon on Twitch who loves labias and serves cunt every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Roblox, just chatting, The Sims, submission streams, life is strange, tierlists, party streams, and a lot of other exotic and interesting content.

Youtube channel: jenn (VODS) or Jenn McAllister (original channel)
Twitter: jennmcallister
Instagram: jennxpenn
Facebook: Jenn McAllister

Pennsylvania icon, Zilennial icon and 14 year old streamer born in 1996
"I" (Jenn McAllister) loves labias? Thank you for the two gifted subs, I'm actually dead right now, I love labias???
Jenn McAllister by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

James Macallistered 

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The act of purchasing a hotel room with a friend, and sleeping in the bath while your mate tucks into a bird
James Macallister just got James Macallistered last night (again)
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