Maximum Ride

Maximum Ride is about six kids who were genetically altered when they were infants by a place called "The School". Max (girl), Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy/The Gasman and Angel are all 98% human and 2% bird causing them to grow wings and have the ability to fly. They often are running for their lives from Erasers (People who have been altered so they are beautiful but can change in to wolves).

kid one: "Have you read 'Maximum Ride'?"
kid 2: "Wut it about?"
kid one: "Bird kids!"
kid two:"OHMAHGAWD!" O:

by Clairegoesrawr January 1, 2009

Skepticus Maximus

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.

I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.

by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010

Stimulationous Maximus

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.

Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.

by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

maximilian

Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

maximilian

a very handsome person. mentally and physically strong, a Maximilian will do anything for anyone but can easily cut people off who don't show appreciation back. Maximilian is a very sexy person in the bed ;) he will make you so horny that you go crazy for him. He is great in the bed too.

Girl 1: what type of guy do you want?\
Girl 2: i want a Maximilian

by sex god 102 February 22, 2019

Maximus Cannabis

Name of a well known California Marijuana Horticulturist who advanced the concept of blending modern organic additives with "old school" organic processes to grow some of the more potent yet 100% organic product available. His emphasis is on quality, not quantity.

Bud from Maximus Cannabis is always sure to please.

by Maximus Cannabis October 10, 2010

maximum swagger

The last stage of swaggering before swag OD.

Based that person who is, utmost of maximum swagger, without OD swag. WHOOP WHOOP SWAG.

by ex-swag addict December 11, 2013