matters

Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning unimportant, inconsequential or useless. Became popular in the early 90's with the gen x'rs.

Matters about .25 cent hiballs look at the line up to get in! Hey I'm about go a week without smoking! Matters! Call me when you get to a year! Oh man look at that chick she's slammin! Matters dude your so whipped you may as well cut your own nuts off.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

Mateus

A really hot person that anyone will love. If you where there friend never let go of them or your life will fall apart.if u are his girlfriend or wife them you are on of the luckiest person on earth. He might sometimes think you like someone else but he would still love you.he is caring and if someone try’s to hurt you he will protect you.

Person 1: wow that person is hot!!
Person2: i know right. It’s because his name is Mateus.

by _xlolx_ February 14, 2020

mateusz

Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.

Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz

is an ass for leaving you

by Ugly pants February 2, 2017

Mattius

A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Wow, that hot air balloon is big!

Mattius: hehe, big. Like your mum!

You: …. Shut up

by C0S November 17, 2021

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 18, 2021