math

There is no explanation for math, except that it's a common cause for death.

Person #1: WTF IS THIS, "MATH"???
Person #2: It's something used in torture, I think.

by CringeManGamer December 22, 2016

math

Dear Math,
I am not your therapist, go solve your own problems.

I’m not a therapist math!

by Bbalbkabka June 24, 2021

math

something used to torture children for like the rest of there life

mr math i'm sick of looking for your x just move on

by chjoche February 16, 2023

math

Math

Math -->Meth

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

math

a fucking disgrace to our world and someone had the audacity to add fucking letters into it!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats b* xe=y+the number of rubbers mad one one day=$2018381xb>7
Guy 2: its... uuhh... dam it, should've paid attention in maths.
Guy 1: we never learned this in maths.

by mathssux696969 February 25, 2021

math

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the math homework last night?
Person 2: Do you mean did I have any mental abusement last night?

by HERRO_ITS_ME June 12, 2017

math

Mental Abuse To Humans

lets do some maths with the students so there heads hut

by suiteduporiginals October 19, 2015