A social life threatening disorder characterized by being a douchebag and a tool. Many times you are very small, with a large ego and very few friends, and are very annoying around girls. There is no cure
Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.
by Knighthawk1110 September 5, 2010
Get the Materiitis mug.Identity Maturity Model (IMM) - Defines the different levels of maturity that entities like goverments, financial institutions and enterprises have in managing digital Identity information. This can be for people, machines, applications or any other form of digital identity. These identities are use to carry out any type of a transaction with any type of a system.
Their Identity Maturity Model rating is only a Level 2 and we cannot risk doing business with them and be out of compliance.
by Ashwini Ahuja September 24, 2005
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by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009
Get the manternity mug.When ambulance staff are called under emergency conditions to some NFS or other needy, who despite having had 9 months to arrange transport to the hospital to delivery their sprog, have entirely failed in this and had to call the Big Yellow Taxi.
Jim and I were on our way back to base for our overdue mealbreak when we copped for a MaternaTaxi. Ran 20 minutes on blue lights to some NFS who was sat on her doorstep with a suitcase.
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My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...
Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."
Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."
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