by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004
Get the pissed as your nans mattress mug.When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012
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A girl closely related to or one and the same as a "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" So ready for sex that she has a mattress strapped to her back at all times.
Rob's nickname for his girlfriend was either "Mattress Back Whore" or "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" though he rarely called her those names in public.
by xeno1 February 11, 2014
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1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"
2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.
3) What Kristin is calling it these days
1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"
2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.
3) What Kristin is calling it these days
Person 1: Wow! I hear Krisitin and her bf were really moving the mattress last night!
Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe
Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe
by Mingo_Fiercest December 15, 2009
Get the Moving the mattress mug.by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Mattress Test Pilot mug.The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
by dee-rock May 16, 2010
Get the Beer Mattress mug.A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.
by Mr. Grindle October 26, 2018
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