masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a hughly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 2, 2005

masturbatorade

The kind of cum a man ejaculates after drinking a lot of Gatorade or similar type beverage.

My boyfriend's masturbatorade actually tasted like lemon-lime!

by Scaevola June 3, 2016

masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masturbatorian

A person who is obsessed with watching and fantasizing about people masturbating.

BRO! Why do you always ask me if i'm jacking off? You must be a total masturbatorian.

by meat/beat August 18, 2010

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022

Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017