masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012

Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.

"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010

masterblaster

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)

I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!

by OGJ.O.E. May 13, 2015

masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.

Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.

by scodder April 18, 2010

Masterblaster

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).

He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.

by Reerobbb March 8, 2018