Icy Mascara

An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.

Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?

Rick: Nah, Why?

Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot

Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.

by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009

mascara face

The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.

My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!

Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!

Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.

by Z train April 25, 2006

Pulling a mashall

Leaving a place without anyone noticing.

That guy was pulling a mashall at the party

by Anonymous2pointO September 8, 2018

Mascara

The black stuff that falls down your face when your crying

“Wow did you see those black lines on that girls face”

“Bro it’s her mascara”

by sadgirl27 January 24, 2019

mascara turds

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005

mashackles

Mashackles is a word quite often used to describe a feeling of defeat/failure.

Ex1: (Damn bro, losing that game was so mashackles man!

Ex2: "looks at test result" Fuck man, I tried so hard on that test aswell, mashackles bro.

by icerukekeru February 23, 2021

Mascarnage

The result of applying mascara in unsuitable/hazardous situations such as; in a moving vehicle, in poor visibility, without a mirror. It can cause injury, bad eye makeup or the loss of an eye.

Trying to do my makeup in the car earlier resulted in mascarnage!!

by Dzer December 28, 2010