Maria

Maria is a weird, outgoing, crazy, loud bitch. She's somebody you can definitely go to when you have a problem because she's a good listener, but she'll also speak the truth about what she thinks. Don't lie to a Maria because she's going to turn you into a huma shish-kabob. Don't piss a Maria off because she'll beat your ass. Get yourself a Maria! They're the best!

Maria is my favorite human ever!

by RealLifeMoana January 10, 2017

Maria

The most amazing friend in the world! She can make you smile at any time!

Maria is so gorgeous

by horese1999 April 4, 2018

Mariaism

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...

Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.

by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020

Maria

Maria's aren't like every other girl, she's kind, loving, caring, and unique she is always herself and will be there for you when you need it, she's someone you can tell anything too and she will never judge a soul, many boys will fall in love with a Maria but she only loves one who loves her back, she has a heart so big that can heal anything she is strong and well-liked she's a girl who is always laughing, is short, dimples, and a beautiful smile, when you get someone like a Maria never loose them cause you'll regret it, don't take a Maria for granted

Maria: well-liked

Boy:I'm in love
Friend:it's a maria

by Lion0227101695 June 17, 2018

Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Marcial

An amazing guy that's truly like an iceberg. He can hide his emotions pretty well at first but beneath that cold but super attractive surface is a kind, caring, & loving guy. He's someone you fall in love with so easily because he always knows just what to say and knows how to keep his girl happy but never seems to open up at the right times... Whether you hear from him within a day or months later, the feelings you have towards him will never change, and his phone will always be dead. He's a successful, hardworking man that knows what he wants and goes after it until he succeeds. ♚

Annnddd... He's crazy amazing in bedddd.

That Marcial is so hot...

by JennuhTills November 29, 2019

maria del carmen

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.

Maria del carmen is the best

by Admirer234 April 16, 2014