Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.

Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by memememan March 16, 2011

pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.

Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.

by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017

Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.

You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

manteca

the drug we call heroin

I like to get a hold of some manteca.

by martha March 24, 2004

Mantech

A strategy used by gay men to attempt to sleep with straight men.

Eric: "I'm going out to the sports bar tonight. I've got Brett Favre's quarterback rating memorized from the last 10 years."

Adam: "Sounds like decent mantech, but Tom Brady's completion percentage from '04 might have a better chance of snagging you some"

by antipattern December 23, 2010

Marteh

The marteh is the cutest creature known to human kind,
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.

Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.

That Marteh is so cute i must snuggle it!

by Tehee May 29, 2008

Martell

A goat a king a guy that no one can beat with the hands he is loyal loving and he will beat up anyone who try’s to fight him he has a big dick that will destroy any girl and is a really great kisser

Omg Martell is so daddy-ish

by Jessicathecracker October 15, 2019