A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G
“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
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other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
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Get the being married mug.A state of utter confusion that can be brought about in various ways, e.g. immediately after waking up, or hearing an unfamiliar inside joke. Some people are more prone to being murred out than others.
Matthew: I tried to go to class today, but I forgot that today is Labor Day. I spent 20 minutes sitting in the lecture hall waiting for the professor to show up.
Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.
Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.
by ImaTreeWizard November 17, 2010
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by lude_L September 6, 2019
Get the Marren mug.The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
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"That nigga is playing us like a couple of Marked Ass Bitches!" - Larry Bacchus
"That nigga is playing us like a couple of Marked Ass Bitches!" - Larry Bacchus
by Kilo April 3, 2003
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In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
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