blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
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Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.
To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass
by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005
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marlin spike

When a woman's anus is too constricted for penile penetration and the male must finger her anus in order to relax the sphincter in preparation for anal sex.
Bob said Natalie's ass was so tight he had to marlin spike that shit before he went to town on that ass.
by Jogen April 26, 2016
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greek marlin

When performing anal sex doggy style, and the female becomes a bit jumpy, the male reaches and fish hooks his partners cheek with his index finger.
She was making waves in my new water bed, so I had to give her the old Greek Marlin.
by jonny rowe January 27, 2009
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Marlin Place

To become nostalgic or emotional about the past. Marlin Place was a street in Van Nuys Ca. where friends would gather to hang out and smoke pot in the 70's.
Oh man, my boss started getting all Marlin Place on me when he started telling me about his old dog alex.
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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Marlins Dick

it is large
by marlinsdick December 10, 2018
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angry marlin

Putting two fingers in a girl's mouth and two fingers in her vagina. Then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a Marlin flopping in the air
Guy: dude you see that girl over there?
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night
by Hairless wonder November 16, 2015
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