Marmite Flower

Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.

Man, I would rather sniff your Marmite Flower than listen to another Nickelback song.

by Scarecrow.Breaks June 18, 2009

marmite rimming

The placing of Marmite in the bum crack, and then rimming the arse hole. Being Marmite, you either 'love it or you hate it'.

Person 1 - "Me girlfriend was marmite rimming me last night"
Person 2 - "You either love it or you hate it!"

by steve152543 April 30, 2009

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

Julian Clary

by postie April 6, 2004

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.

'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'

by Joeh! January 3, 2013

MARMITE HIGHWAY

Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo

'John travels the marmite highway'

by NOTHUMBS September 19, 2008

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003