Meghan Markle

To be a self entitled piece of shit

I’m so hard done by. I should force more irrelevance into peoples lives because I’m Meghan Markle and I can’t go a day without being in the news with more of my entitled views.

Don’t be a Meghan.

by Dawsy January 7, 2023

The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.

"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."

by tressymlouise February 19, 2021

Marky Wu

Marky Wu is a cat like entity inspired by Marcy Wu from Disney’s Amphibia Series. Created by @Bitchin on Twitter. It has a strange amount of lore and no one knows why. If you begin looking at memes of Marky, you will fall into an unescapable pit of despair and begin questioning all of your life choices. It also looks high for some reason.

Help! I started looking through Marky Wu memes, and now I’m questioning what my life has come to.

by Small Pog Person is So Pog November 23, 2021

Marlyna

A lovely and smart woman who likes to laugh. Appears innocent and quiet, but is always the life of the party. A touch that soothes children and excites men. Excellent hostess. A fun girlfriend who becomes an even better wife. She can work all day, fix a gourmet meal, get the kids in bed and then become the world's greatest lover when the sun goes down. She is the actual person who brought sexy back. She is known to change her hair color often, and is beautiful with every shade or style. She is famous for her nice round caboose. Men often stop their cars and try to talk to her when she walks around the block.

Everybody thinks my new girlfriend is sweet and shy all the time, but let me tell you, she's a real 'Marlyna'!

by Poptart Lover February 5, 2010

Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.

Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.

I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"

by Deranger March 17, 2023

Marlyn

A heartbreaker. A woman with a killer smile that will knock you out with her sincerity and confidence. She likes to flaunt both her good looks and intelligence. Many will try to chase her, but only the most divine will capture her. Loyal friend, loves her family. Doesn't put up with shit from anyone. Wild, bewildering, likes adventure, curious, fascinated by the little things. An amazing lover who will make you feel as though you are the only one in the room.

Don't get too close to Marlyn! You may get burned.

I can't get Marlyn off my mind, that smile kills me.

When Marlyn walked by I got butterflies, but where did she go? She left a trail of fire!

by Lu Boo March 24, 2017