Morbsexuality

A sexual orientation directed towards Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to Morbius sexually, they want to fuck Morbius.

Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious thing and anybody who has watched Morbius is easily morbsexual.

by lmaolmao3500 June 1, 2022

mizisexual

Sexual and or intimate attraction to blagojce mizimakoski.

Is that guy gay that like mizimak, no he's just mizisexual.

by Libertus July 25, 2023

magasexual

A strange attraction to obnoxious rich fascists; usually can be heard chanting "Make America Great Again" and "Grab 'em by the pussy". These types can be identified easily by their low i.q. and gullibility.

Magasexuals are the new N.I.M.B.Y. crowd.

by Lou Cypher October 11, 2018

Morbsexual

Sexuality where people love Dr. Michael Morbius, the main protagonist of the hit movie named “Morbius”

It is estimated that there are more than one morbilion people who are Morbsexual

I am Morbsexual and I love Morbius
Morbius our beloved 🥺😚😘🥰😍🤯
Ambatumorb! 🥴🥶🥵💦💦💦💦💦
Morbphobia = 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

by Daddynnoob June 19, 2022

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

Arisexual

Being Straight but Gay for Ariana Grande

i am arisexual but straight aswell

by 192829279282828282288209888ari January 11, 2021