Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor is sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.
by Stoneybore July 21, 2024
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Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.
Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...
by meatball_man January 31, 2021
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 06, 2022
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Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
by ImALasagnaHog November 08, 2020
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Hot doging marinara

When you have sex with a girl on her period and then rubb it on her ass and have another person lick the blood off of your peins until you CuM while you're peins is still between her ass cheeks.
Me my girlfriend and her sister had a threesome we were so drunk they let me try hot doging marinara and I got it on video it's crazy
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.
"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."
by yourmom699669 October 13, 2015
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