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marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.
"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."
by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015
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Marinara Sauce

the act of entering a restaurant, seeing it is packed, turning around and exiting right away
Oh man, so many people Marinara Sauce'd Culver's last night!
by TShiff4 May 26, 2014
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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “MarinaraIncident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022
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Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.
I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.
by Ellamos January 3, 2019
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Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor is sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.
Oh dear God, they've made a marinara pact.
by Stoneybore July 21, 2024
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Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.
Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)
by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023
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Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.
Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...
by meatball_man January 31, 2021
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