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marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.
"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."
by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015
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Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.
I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.
by Ellamos January 3, 2019
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Marinara Sauce

the act of entering a restaurant, seeing it is packed, turning around and exiting right away
Oh man, so many people Marinara Sauce'd Culver's last night!
by TShiff4 May 26, 2014
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Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor represents sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.
God help us, they've made a marinara pact.
by Stoneybore July 21, 2024
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marinara trench

Female nether regions during menstruation, especially with regards to oral sex.
You can handle my breadstick while I go to town on your marinara trench.
by Hungry Lad September 15, 2022
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 6, 2022
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Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.
Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...
by meatball_man January 31, 2021
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