Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

maria del carmen

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.

Maria del carmen is the best

by Admirer234 April 16, 2014

CHACHI MARIACHI

LESBIANS WHO HAVE A FASCINATION WITH MEXICANS.

LIZ (taylor) AND ANGIE(jolie) LIKE GOING TO HOMESTEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE CHACHI MARIACHIS.

WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO ANGIE AND LIZBETH BECAME CHACHI MARIACHIS.

by MR911 October 19, 2010

Wall Maria

The only thing that Bob the builder cannot fix.

Person: "Hi this is Bob the builder yes? Ok can you fix Wall Maria?"
Bob the builder: "FOR THE LAST TIME NO IM NOT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO ATTACK ON TITAN!! jesus fucking christ..."

by What the fuck am i doing? July 4, 2017

Maria

A person who will always tell the truth even if it hurts. But is still a big hearted person. She is the sweetest person you could talk to but can also be considered a "bitch". Has great potential in life. And, will always be loyal to FRIENDS

Maria? Yeah she is great. I want a Maria
Maria?.. Ew.

by R5Lover1 November 7, 2017

Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.

Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.

by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

Maria

beautiful, short and has a smile that can light up new york. many guys want her but she only wants one.

she is such a maria... wow

by indiewoes October 7, 2016