marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

by problemo_official February 21, 2011

Markitect

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.

Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!

by SociallySteve November 29, 2013

Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

Marit

An alternative word for a very salty salami

Damn! This Marit is salty!

by FourTwenty June 10, 2018

marnita

A beautiful white girl,down to earth,one of a kind, like one of the best friends you could ever have. Is like one of the guys, laid back. A very good listener,sweet and very caring, gives good advice. Has a banging body,stubborn but has the biggest heart ever. Can have a bit of an attitude, she always has her "bitch rest face " on but a beautiful smile behind tht look!

Everyone needs a Marnita on their side. She can be the best thing that has happened to ya!

by Bigslonghuggindong October 13, 2016

Maritza

A Maritza is short,funny,beautiful,perfect, and loyal.Anyone would be lucky to have a Maritza in their life.She also has a big butt and nice boobs,Maritza’s are baddies.

Hey did u see that girl?
yea that’s Maritza

she’s a baddie

by Elizabeth Ayala April 8, 2020

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006