mapkin

When a napkin is used to give directions to a person or describe the location of a certain place by drawing a map on it when other paper sources are scarce, for example when having coffee at a cafe.

While at a cafe:
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm going to New Zealand next week. aren't you from New Zealand? Where should I visit?"

Friend 2: "I should draw you a map, but I don't have any paper!"

Friend 1: "Here, use this napkin to make a mapkin!"

by cyyy May 23, 2010

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Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

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mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.

by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008

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