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Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.
If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.
Putney Mandem by putneybadmen October 17, 2009

mandemic leave 

A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.
I had the most lonely mandemic leave
mandemic leave by KXC17 March 20, 2021

The mandela catalogue 

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS
"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"
The mandela catalogue by geoom January 26, 2022
This is a girl who is complete perfection in the inside and out. Always has a beautiful smile on her face. All guys fall for a Maddie, it's almost as if the love goddess Aphrodite has given all the Maddie's on earth her blessing of desire, but she doesn't like a lot of attention...only the most beautiful girls hate attraction. Most Maddie's usually have chocolate brown hair and deep brown eyes. They always have long legs and amazingly clear skin. ALL Maddie's are very intelligent and SUPER smart. They are usually crazy about blue-eyed guys but will settle for green. Don't ever try to challenge her because she will prove you wrong and shove your dumbness right in your face. She sometimes may be a bad influence, but if you invite her into your life she will make it a party. Her life revolves during the night, thats when shes the best BUT she will always try really hard to brighten your day no matter how long it takes her.
Guy 1: Aye man why won't Maddie date me? i mean she dated you. And DAANNGG she FINEE!

Guy 2: you have the same color eyes as her
Maddie by cash34 January 1, 2014
An absolute awesome girl, who is always super energetic. She will always be happy and make everyone happy around her. A Maddie will also not enjoy leaving friends, but will have a great time with all of them!
She is so happy and energetic. She must be a Maddie.
Maddie by superawesomefriendsperson February 24, 2010
A Madie is a caring person who loves to spends time with her amazing friends. She’ll call out bs when she sees it usually using phrases she learns from beauty guru YouTube videos and throwing massive shade. She’s goofy, she’s quirky but don’t get it twisted she’s super smart too. She loves her crazy family.
Hey best fran! Ur such a Madie
Madie by muchluv9138 June 2, 2018