ill mangrab you
by the-real-phil-not-a-fake October 17, 2008
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As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.
summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.
summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
by therockefeller December 21, 2007
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A chicken burger with extra mangravy
by Ben March 29, 2003
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this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
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Get the Mandara mug."Wow, carrying all those servers up to the 5th floor was really mandraulic."
"No, as fun as it might be, I don't think we should fill his dorm room completely with full water balloons - it sounds too mandraulic"
"No, as fun as it might be, I don't think we should fill his dorm room completely with full water balloons - it sounds too mandraulic"
by TheNonSpammedOne August 30, 2012
Get the Mandraulic mug.Mandera is a smart, beautiful and courageous girl. Her sence of dealing with life is unimaginably unique and breathtaking. She’s caring and sweet and the second she walks in all the guys turn to gaze at her beauty. She is a very responsible and respectful human but she always enjoys showing off a bit her amazing body. But most of all Mandera doesn’t give up in anyone. She’s there for u when u need her. She is one of the best people you will ever find in life. If you have a Mandera in your life never let them slip away because there one in a million.
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