whitey management

To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.

Al once again showed great whitey management after a quick tactical chunder in the downstairs toilet.

by Robbie November 14, 2003

The Management 'Oh...'

1. The response a Georgia Tech management major receives from a non-management major during introductions.

2. A natural physical reflex, similar to vommitting.

3. A way for a non-management major to express his superiority over a management major.

4. A word that is often followed by a series of poorly-executed "saves," such as "that's cool" or "I gotcha."

5. Similar to, although not as severe as, the UGA 'Oh...' which occurs when a Georgia Tech student meets a UGA student.


See also m-train and tech trolley.

Student A: "Hey. What's up? I'm George."

Student B: "Hey. I'm Burdell. How's it going?"

Student A: "Good."

Student B: "So, what major are you?"

Student A: "Management. What about you?"

Student B: "Oh... I gotcha. Um, I'm mechanical engineering."

Student A: "Nice."

Student A: (thinks to himself) "I hate The Management 'Oh...'. Maybe I should transfer to UGA, where the business school is lower-ranked but is somehow worshiped there."

by TangledWeb April 29, 2009

Reputation Management

The process of managing your online reputation or “word of mouth” on the world wide web that people use in their decision to find more information about you and/or your business. This process involves utilizing many of the same techniques used in search engine optimization (SEO).

The landscaping company hired a firm to provide reputation management so that customers are given the right first impression when searching for their company online.

by Web Reputation Builders July 29, 2011

Reverse Management

When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.

Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(

by Rogue_Leader September 12, 2017

gash management

the management female genitalia

"what are you studying at university?"
"gash management"

by ionanana September 28, 2008

Management Clown

1. a manager who when they don't know the answer they get mad and swear that they have given you the answer before and never really answer your question.
2. a manager who can read a report and see numbers that aren't pleasing but has no idea how to fix it so they yell at middle management
3. a manager with absolutely no people skills saying things like "your lucky to have a job" and "we have a business to run"
4. someone who by reputation alone would never find another management job in the same industry there incompetence is legendary
5. see Convergys

"i asked him a simple question and he bitched that i should have known the answer, then told me i was lucky to have a job" "i know that guy is a fucking management clown"

by jack mehoff good April 21, 2009

Management Thong

Very shallow, thin, misrepresentation of an individual that tries to let everybody know around them they are in charge, but in all actuality, are lacking material, substance, walks around with their nose in the air, stuck up, no personality, and pissed off like something is stuck in their ass.

Jeeeez, what the hell is her problem today? Oh nothing, she is just wearing her Management Thong.

by wolvy July 27, 2008