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malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"
eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser
by maryanne bob May 18, 2007
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bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.
"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"
by msfg May 27, 2006
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Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!
A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!
by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013
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malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.
'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.
by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
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Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>
Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.
by pewismalteser October 26, 2017
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Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.
Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser
by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019
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Malese

If your name is Malese, you are probably one of the most unique people in the world. It may be because nobody has your name either because it's a coolass name for elites, or you are from Antarctica. Either way, your wacky ass probably can't find a job, but you're probably liked by everyone, and make people laugh easily. Unfortunately, your wack ass can't find a job because the girl who smokes pot who took your spot hasn't been fired yet. You probably play eSports or something cool for a living, because every other prick doesn't chase their dreams. Also, if you renamed yourself, fuck you.
He is kicking everyone's ass in Smash, I bet his name is Malese.
by Bean-Man February 6, 2019
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