a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"
eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser
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Get the Mr Malteser mug.If your name is Malese, you are probably one of the most unique people in the world. It may be because nobody has your name either because it's a coolass name for elites, or you are from Antarctica. Either way, your wacky ass probably can't find a job, but you're probably liked by everyone, and make people laugh easily. Unfortunately, your wack ass can't find a job because the girl who smokes pot who took your spot hasn't been fired yet. You probably play eSports or something cool for a living, because every other prick doesn't chase their dreams. Also, if you renamed yourself, fuck you.
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