Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen is a guitarist. He plays fucking fast as hell, but his music is terrible.

Yngwie is pretty fast, but Steve Vai fucking buries him.

by Aces High November 30, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

Hendrix is the best.

And you all know it.

by hendrix August 1, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

Malmsteen is not the greatest guitarist, in fact his music can be downright difficult to sit through. He has talent, no doubt, and his best work is when he is playing classical, which he does better than anyone. Refer to satriani for the best guitarist, whose music has meaning and is not just loud noise.

Yngwie Malmsteen is a waste of talent, and his annoying solos suck.

by love, mom February 28, 2005

malmortality

See malmortal, the root of this non-word.

"Malmortality" is not a word.

by Conor Oberst April 8, 2005

malmazing

When something which was supposed to be amazing ends up being not amazing at all. In fact it was quite bad, and by quite I mean that I have never been so underwhelmed in my life, it was almost depressing.

From the words:

Mal- meaning bad AND
-mazing which is shortened form of amazing.

"Far Cry primal is such an malmazing game!"
"I know! I haven't been so malmazed since I saw the superman reboot."

by Wordmeistermuggleman August 4, 2016

malmalnuma'd

When someone malmalnumas you

"Suck it bitch! you just got malmalnuma'd"

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist that likes to play for way to long and takes up some of Satch and Vai's time.

Man, I went to G3 amd Yngwie Malmsteen took so long that Satch and Vai were only on for 10 minutes.

by MetalMoe June 11, 2004