Malcolms are the smartest, funniest, kindest people on earth. Malcolms are attractive, an are always there for you when you need them the most. A Malcolm can be your life... your pride even. Malcolms are the most beautiful creatures to Rome the planet... but if you get the chance to be close to one, don't throw away that chance. once you lose that chance, there may be no getting it back... falling in love with a Malcolm is the easiest thing in the world... but losing a Malcolm is the hardest thing you could ever do... believe me... I know.
girl- Malcolm is so cute... I think I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him
by Lost lover of many January 15, 2018
An extremely sexy boy that will sometimes make mistakes with his girlfriend, but she should always know that he loves her and wants the best for her at all times. He is cute, funny, and a special someone for every person that he comes in contact with. He can also be a flirt, but that just because its his nature and he will most likely change it for that special person.
Girl: Hey baby
Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Girl: nothing
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)
Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Girl: nothing
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)
by truthteller97 July 06, 2010
Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
by TheRussian01 May 20, 2018
Malcolm is a great guy
by Urban truth teller March 23, 2018
by Clodie February 22, 2021
by z_discord_z January 01, 2021
The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.
Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"
by OUO HoI March 15, 2017