albatross

something that flies around the sun, and closely resembles a pilk dog

wow that is one big ass albatross

by Jon Mueller June 22, 2004

Galbatross

A galbatross is one of those girls you just can’t get rid of despite making it obvious you’re not interested - you can be polite, blunt, outright rude and she simply will not get the hint that you don’t want to be near her let alone date her. NEVER screw a galbatross.

“I’ve been trying to hit on this smoking red head at the bar but this annoying chick keeps cockblocking me by getting in the way and talking to me - I’ve made it obvious I’m not interested but she just won’t get the hint”

“She’s a galbatross mate, short of shooting her she’ll never leave you alone - may as well call it a night as this ones fucked now”

by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

Albatross

an overweight bird

Man: "Eww do u see that fat bird over there!"

Women: "Ew ya, what an albatross!"

by avabastianini May 16, 2021

albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022

albatross

Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.

I just brutally murdered an albatross.

by MysteryoReal August 14, 2022

Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025